Photospheres and Panoramas from France

As I couldn’t take my children with me on my first visit to the continent, I took a lot of immersive photospheres and panorama shots so that I could show them what it was like via the miracle of Google Cardboard. It starts at the palace of Versailles.

Here’s what the photospheres look like:

I apologise in advance. You’ll notice that the this photosphere contains many chops and changes and many people in bits. That’s because these images are made by stitching together many flat photos that are mapped onto a sphere. Neat hey? Unfortunately it takes many photos, camera movement causes poor stitching and it takes a while, which is why that tour guide looks pissed off with me.

Here’s the gift shop, I knew you’d like that. Here’s another view with the panorama plugin. Sadly, you need a mouse so you phone and touch users are out of luck.

Here’s a nice one, have a look at the roof

Speaking of ceilings, they’re all pretty good at Versailles. I was inspired to use the panorama function of my phone to take a photo of a few. Should look pretty good? You decide.

Versailles

While we’re in the field of experimentation, let’s see how my terrible, terrible hosting handles video.

Had enough? Let’s try another.

That’s a nice seal, but what’s happening to the right?

Time for another panorama, a little one. Any good manse has a red room and in this palace it’s the king’s bedroom, and I’m not talking about Elvis.

It’s a bit crowded, but nothing like when the place was in use by its occupant. When this guy was in charge he had an audience and venal positions for folks to hand him a shirt and hold his bedpan for his morning movement.

Chances are, the room was changed since Lou 14 was farting up the place.

Now for the big one, the Hall of Mirrors.

The Hall of Mirrors is large, crowded and not that spectacular. We are used to mirrors now, in fact some of us are scared of them. In it’s day it was a marvel of precision engineering and used to impress savages honoured visitors. Let’s have a look at the roof.

Nice, now let’s have a look at my feet.

Sweet.

Here’s the full expereince.

What’s that? You want to see more bedrooms? OK, here’s one fit for a queen, I think. No en-suite but back then people just crapped in pots or wherever.

Time for a rest. When you visit the museum you’re on a one-way route through the structure, rather that being left to wander about opening doors and peeking under the beds. It’s crowded and tiring so it’s nice to have a seat in this gallery and view the enormous paintings.

These paintings depict battles and major military actions from France’s and are arranged chronologically.

Now let’s head outside, here’s a look at the Petit Trianon, Marie Antoinette’s weekend retreat from the splendour and scheming of Versailles.

Versailles is more than a palace, it contains extensive and elegant gardens, and wide spaces and fields. It’s nice.

Finally, here’s a look at the palace in all its glory on a sunny day in France.

Now, let’s move along. After Versailles we moved to Chessy, right next to Euro Disneyland. Sachie went to Disneyland, I went back to Paris. Here’s a look at the Seine.

And here’s an old lady singing on the bridge.

Here’s a look from outside the Louvre at the little Arc de Triomphe du Carrousel, just outside the Louvre.

This it what it looks like outside the Louvre.

My goal that day was to visit the army museum, or the Musée de l’Armée, which is an old military hospital, nice one too.
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The first room I walked into was full. Full! of miniatures and as an old wargaming hand I was in heaven.

Wait until you see the landscapes upstairs.

The museum is pretty great and probably deserves its own post. At the back there is a domed chapel.

Who’s down there? Let’s take a peek.

It’s Napoleon.

Here’s a look out the front of the museum. Nice on a hot day.

Here’s another look at the river. Now off to the Louvre.

Now off to Reims to see the other Notre Dame. This one is in better shape, having had its roof on fire more than 500 years ago. Of course it got a bashing during WWI and again in WWII, the revolution too, for that matter.

Here’s a look inside.

And that’s it for France. I really miss the place and want to go back soon.

Paris in Black and White

About a year ago I went to France for the first time and took my camera.  Most of the shots below are taken with my Nokia 7+ but some are shot on my old Minolta on honest-to-god B&W film.  See if you can pick them.

Charles De Gaulle

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This is the first experience of Paris, and it's pretty wacky. I'm a fan of arty black-and-white French art films so felt very comfortable here.

Farmer Dan’s Blogpost

As promised I’m writing a garden update.  I don’t think that anyone would accuse gardening of being hip or trendy but I do enjoy wandering about, trance-like, pulling weeds, watering, clipping stray branches or otherwise tending.  Anyhow, here’s what’s been going on.

First up, here’s a 360 of the whole place:

PANO_20140308_155713You’re supposed to be able to scroll around that, like the inside of a big sphere, but I can’t be bothered looking for the plugin.  I made it with my new fancy-pants Google Nexus phone, which we’ve finally managed to procure at work.

As you can see, the ‘grass’ is making a very slow colonization of the dustbowl that resulted after my landlord dumped a pile of builder’s rubble soil on the lawn.  This could be helped along with some grass seed but such things are hard to acquire in Bangkok, where people ar emore enthusiastic about concrete carparks and potted plants on their open spaces.  As it is, I’ve been scattering birdseed, which grows into very convincing grass, but the birds don’t seem to have got the memo and keep eating it.

Corn

Regular readers will be stunned to see how rapidly the corn has ascended.  I co opted a small child for this photo to give a sense of scale, but I can assure you that the corn is taller than me.  Still, it’s been two months so there should be a bit of action.  There’s even a few ears developing, which has my youngest quite excited.

Carrot

The carrots aren’t as impressive, they’re not getting much sun.  We pulled up one of these little plants today and there was only a little root, which was not orange.  I expect we won’t see much until the corn is done and opens up this bit of garden bed, although I did prune the roseapple tree of it’s lower, eye-gouging branches today so perhaps we’ll see some more robust root vegetables soon.

Sunflowers

The sunflowers have bloomed.

SunflowersThey’re being made to face the wall as apparently that’s where the reflected light is coming from.

2014-03-08 15.56.31Again, in this shot a young child of indeterminate stature gives scale.

HerbsYou may recall that the last column ended on a bit of a cliffhanger.  Will Dan’s herb plot give bounty?  Or will it, like most things I’ve put in the garden, stubbornly stay beneath the soil and only host weeds and spiders?  As you can see from the photo I’ve got a respectable bed of coriander and some other unidentifiable yet aromatic herbs.

2014-03-08 15.54.21It must be a good time of year as I only put in this bok-choi and broccoli a week or two ago and it’s already going mental.  I put this in as a bit of a punt as I expect the lot to get eaten by caterpillars.

Kifs

Here’s the Kooper Kids digging up the lawn and playing while mocking their  father’s agricultural follies.

Banana BaneBut they’d better watch it because I’ve got this fucker.  The sword that appeared in last month’s post turned out to be rubbish.  I had the grinding attachment on the drill and many hours with a whetstone but it stubbornly refuses to be anything but a letter opener, and a blunt one at that.  Big blades are often made out of old leaf springs.  Spring steel is tough, flexible (duh!) and is soft enough to take a good edge.  The Banana Splitter was crap stainless that could apparently survive reentry, it is so hard.  And the bottle opener on the debole barely works.

Anyhow, I bought this Hong-Kong arm-pruner off the street from a purveyor of the sharp and pointy (really off the street, from a little pushcart stuffed with blades) and it’s crazy sharp with a mirror-finish, all the better to reflect sunlight into an enemy’s eyes as you circle him (or her) in one-on-one combat.  It’s a little top-heavy, which I don’t really like, and the hilt is too short for my hand, which is a shame as that makes it a little uncomfortable to use for long.  Still, I’m able to cut clean through tree branches twice the width of my thumb if I get a good swing, which is simultaneously handy and terrifying — going to have to be careful brandishing this about.

So that’s it for this episode.  Look out for next update where I’ll be beating off triffids with a halberd or something.  I leave you with a pic of Mrs Rabbit enjoying her hutch.

The rabbit